Encounters of the Weird Kind

Answering queries from potential clients is usually a mundane job. Absolute majority of people are polite, pleasant, clear and concise. However, every once in a long while, I get a query or response or encounter that brings a chuckle not just to me, but also to the people that I share the stories with. 

So much so, my brother told me I should chronicle all the weird stories, so that I can look back and believe that there are all types of people out there. 

Not in order of weirdness.

#1 You are my Dung Beetle and I am your ......


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#2 "U HAVE STEAL MY TOTORO FIGURINES"















#3 Sarcasm is no use here

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#4 If you don't get what you want, give back insults.



#5 Month mix up


#6 NEVER TELL BAKERS YOU ARE NOT THEIR FIRST CHOICE. GUARANTEE REJECTION
#7 CAN YOU SUCK? - you know such queries won't end well










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