Answering queries from potential clients is usually a mundane job. Absolute majority of people are polite, pleasant, clear and concise. However, every once in a long while, I get a query or response or encounter that brings a chuckle not just to me, but also to the people that I share the stories with.
So much so, my brother told me I should chronicle all the weird stories, so that I can look back and believe that there are all types of people out there.
Not in order of weirdness.
#1 You are my Dung Beetle and I am your ......